And Now For Something Completely Different, I Mean Almost the Same: Part 3 of the Damn Autobio!

It was 2012. I had just completed my MFA at the University of Ottawa where my alter ego Stan Dickie was born. Stan was, of course, an iteration of Stupidism an art movement of one that aimed to satirize the stupid things that we flawed humans tend think or do. The truth is, when I… Continue reading And Now For Something Completely Different, I Mean Almost the Same: Part 3 of the Damn Autobio!

What the Hell, I’ll Write My Autobio for this Site!

Assistant to the Regional Manager, 11" x 14" oil on canvas, 2021.

FASO, the company that hosts this website strongly suggests that I forego the traditional artist’s bio, the one that’s written in the third person and lists accomplishments, education, that kind of stuff. They suggest a bio that really tells a story. I think it should be called an autobio, because they believe that potential buyers… Continue reading What the Hell, I’ll Write My Autobio for this Site!

Hot Damn, My New Website is Live!

Cannibal, 11" x 14", oil on canvas, 2021.

Hi everyone, welcome to my brand spanking new website! This is my first blogpost for this new version of simonite.com. So to start, I feel like I should introduce myself to people who may find my blog through FASO, the company that provides this website. I am an artist from Winnipeg, Canada who specializes in… Continue reading Hot Damn, My New Website is Live!

It’s Cubo-Weirdism for 100, Alex.

Study for a Meerkat, oil on canvas, 2021.

Alright, I’m breaking my own rule here. For the first time ever on this blog, there is no “hell” or “damn” or “dammit”, or whatever. in the title But I just can’t think of a way to improve it by adding those words. It’s weird, because those words improve everything, or so I thought! Anyway,… Continue reading It’s Cubo-Weirdism for 100, Alex.

100 Bucks For an Original Oil Painting! Can I Get a Hellz Yeah?

Study for a Raccoon, 10.5 x 13, oil on canvas, 2021.

So it’s been a little over a year since I started to sell my work on Instagram and Facebook and it’s gone fairly well. As is my MO, I haven’t kept great records of everything, so when I do my taxes I’ll find out exactly how well I’ve done. But as well as it’s gone,… Continue reading 100 Bucks For an Original Oil Painting! Can I Get a Hellz Yeah?